Monday, May 22, 2006

The Buffalo Wing Jam

You asked for it and Jam Zone readies yet another installment. Thanks to King for a lunch Jam update Financial District style. Ok, let's get down to it, this guy Jams. What is he jamming on, the king of Jams, the Buffalo Wing. Question is, how many could you eat? 20? 30? 50!?! Now that would truly be a jam and one the Jam Zone would love to sponsor. King and Grape recently squared off in an all-you-can eat wing fest and Grape won by a hair, although King did receive points for leaving the jam out all night to collect Jam Ants. Yes, even ants love to Jam. In fact, a topic for discussion, do Ants rule the Jam on the insect level? An obvious commpetitor would be the Jam Roach. Post Comments and you BE THE JUDGE !

5 Comments:

At 1:24 PM, Blogger Cream said...

Bees enjoy the Sweet Jam. They get feisty if you try to mooch.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger halflater said...

roach jams are bullshit. they try and creep on my cereal, but thats about it. bees try to jam inside my soda can, which I do not respect. mosquitos jam on my blood, so i gots to respect that. when a spider decides to jam its an elaborate operation involving stealth and trickery.. some don't consider spiders insects right? anyway, something to think about. but I concur, the ant is the king of insect jammers. They will jam on just about anything and they do so with class, style, and mad organization... and they arn't fucking around with you. They don't care.. they just jam.
-halflater

 
At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Grape said...

I concur. The Ant is the Insect Jam Warrior. They have been jamming hard at the Jam Zone residence since we first moved in a year and half ago. They jam on our trash, they jam on King's leftovers, and they even jam on our dishwasher treats prior to us running a cycle. Rumor has it they even jammed on my dirty laundry for reasons yet to be determined. Jam on little friends...

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Brandy Himself said...

Jam on, indeed, small beady soldiers. I have personally seen Ants Jamming in the bathroom. On what, i am not sure. Could be a mellow Pepsodent Jam going down up there. Or a Drunken Ant Jam on half-empty beer cans absent-mindedly abandoned alongside the pisser by Humans mid-Jam. A few adventurous Ants got sick to hell of competing with the main contingent of Ant Jammers for a stake in the mountains of half-eaten Human Jam on counter and in can and headed up Stair Mountain to find new stomping grounds. Ant-in-Fest Destiny. Anyway, they were there in small groups of 2 and 3 here and there and clearly jamming hard. At least until Grape and B of the Bs went at the joint with some cleanser on Friday. That might have put an end to Ant-in-Fest Destiny.

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger halflater said...

BTW, who is the jammer in the photo?

 

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