Monday, May 22, 2006

A Jam Deferred

This can be the most classic of Jams. Sometimes a truly avid Jammer elects not to Jam in the moment so that his or her vibes and general constitution permit monster Jam at a point in the (hopefully) near future. Last weekend was Brandy's Jam Deferred. Friday's tentative red wine and calamari Jam Romantica with lady at decent local trattoria was marred by a strange waiter's Jam-inhibiting poor service and the boisterous and willfully inclusive antics of a Peruvian birthday party at table next door. Passed out, champagne glass spilling, in bed, less than one hour into The 40 year old Virgin. A limping, three-legged Jam. Likewise, Sunday, Brandy awoke and hit up Rainbow Grocery for only mildly Jammable organic foodstuffs for the purpose of improving general health. Sunday breakfast was epic and positively geographic in scope -- a golden lake of eggs with wild Hen of the Woods shrooms, green garlic, fake meat, and Australian raw milk cheddar cooked and crammed across a large bluff of ciabatta bread alongside an Avo mound and the requisite red river of Srirachi sauce -- but, absent use of deep fryer, call for delivery, or late-night trip to Walgreen's (invariably for post-Purple Diesel Confection Jam), it was not much of a Jam. Late-night, as Grape endeavored to Be Healthy and King fought off an impending cold virus with succinct Cupcake Jam, Brandy's Pabst intake hovered on the edge of Jam territory but the Jam was not to Be. Brandy hopes to revisit the Jam later this week at the fine Jack's Bar as the NBA Playoffs (again, hopefully, perhaps even Surely) continue to deliver fine Athletic Theater best accompanied by a Boiled Pollo Burrito con Extra Avo to go from El Farolito + Bottomless Busch Beer Glass Jam. Until then, Jam on.


At 3:30 PM, Blogger halflater said...

Some lyrics to a song I wrote.. about Jamming....

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Jammin' till the jam is through.

We're jammin' -
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past;
We're jammin',
And I hope this jam is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord;
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion;
Holy Mount Zion:
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation.

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too.

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied.
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist,
So jam by my side.

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin',
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin';
Hope you like jammin', too.
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin'),
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin').
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) - I wanna -
I wanna jam wid you now.
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too).
Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin',
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you.
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too.
I wanna jam it;
I wanna jam it.


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