Thursday, June 14, 2007

"911 We Have an Emergency"

ANYWHERE, USA - You are fatigued, desperately in need of a Snickers or a can of Dew. Famished, you collapse on Main street, mumbling to any passerby, "can you help me?" Suddenly out of the blue a JMT (Jam Medical Technician) rolls up in Snackcident Prevention van, and drops in you an IV of Grape Soda and stuffs your mouth with a sugarized trail mix replete with chocolate covered gummy bears, Reeses Cups, crushed Oreos, and Nerds.


It's great to know that no matter where you are in need of a snack, a JMT is somewhere on the streets ready to assist you in your darkest hour.

4 Comments:

At 1:35 PM, Anonymous ben-jammin said...

i need to have a snackcident with a thai iced tea immediately.

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Grape said...

"Dispatch there's a four car pile up on Highway 280 x 280 animal style, over."

 
At 10:04 PM, Anonymous ben-jammin said...

we've got a jammergency snackeotomy. give me 30cc's of larb ped and a peanut sauce drip!

 
At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lesser evil"

 

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