"911 We Have an Emergency"

ANYWHERE, USA - You are fatigued, desperately in need of a Snickers or a can of Dew. Famished, you collapse on Main street, mumbling to any passerby, "can you help me?" Suddenly out of the blue a JMT (Jam Medical Technician) rolls up in Snackcident Prevention van, and drops in you an IV of Grape Soda and stuffs your mouth with a sugarized trail mix replete with chocolate covered gummy bears, Reeses Cups, crushed Oreos, and Nerds.


It's great to know that no matter where you are in need of a snack, a JMT is somewhere on the streets ready to assist you in your darkest hour.